How I dance:
iamstjimmy: At home: At school: With friends: In my room: At clubs: When someone asks me to dance, I say no and just kinda do this:
I hate doing presentations
epic-humor: Right before you get up your like: then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like: Then the audience is staring at you like: and your insides are like: and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions: at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like: the funniest blog ever!!!
Why do people have accents when they speak but not...
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elfhugs: everyone i have a crush on taken gay fictional old dead
alexgasmeter: when i look at my blog i fall in love with myself a little
'Do you like Paramore?'
In my mind: 'OH YES THEY'RE EVERYTHING TO ME THEY'RE MY BABIES .THEY'RE THE GREATEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM WHY DID YOU EVEN USE THE WORD 'LIKE' I'M IN LOVE WITH THEM THEY ARE MY LIFE YOU ARE STUPID FOR ASKING SUCH A QUESTION.'
What I say: 'Yeah.'
alexgasmeter: genuinely believes that frank iero is just an illusion my brain has made up in order for me to get through everyday because how is one human so perfect omg