February 2012
How I dance:
iamstjimmy:
At home:
At school:
With friends:
In my room:
At clubs:
When someone asks me to dance, I say no and just kinda do this:
I hate doing presentations
epic-humor:
Right before you get up your like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
the funniest blog ever!!!
Why do people have accents when they speak but not...
Need a laugh? Click here!
elfhugs:
everyone i have a crush on
taken
gay
fictional
old
dead
alexgasmeter:
when i look at my blog i fall in love with myself a little
'Do you like Paramore?'
In my mind: 'OH YES THEY'RE EVERYTHING TO ME THEY'RE MY BABIES .THEY'RE THE GREATEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM WHY DID YOU EVEN USE THE WORD 'LIKE' I'M IN LOVE WITH THEM THEY ARE MY LIFE YOU ARE STUPID FOR ASKING SUCH A QUESTION.'
What I say: 'Yeah.'
alexgasmeter:
genuinely believes that frank iero is just an illusion my brain has made up in order for me to get through everyday because how is one human so perfect omg
